Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Finally in the Vernacular!

Good news = U Can Haz Cheezeburgrz 2

"Everwun what reedz these wurdz will has cheezburgrz and everwun what heerz theez wurdz will has cheezburgrz. Also, pay attenshuns, cuz iz comin. Habeeb it" (Revelation 1:3, Lolcat Bible).

Excerpt from awgooment fwum free will paradoks:

Ceiling Cat givz free will, but he noes what kittehs r going 2 do cuz Ceiling Cat iz omnishcientz. Dis is paradoks cuz u no can haz free will if Ceiling Cat allreedy noes wut ur going 2 do, srsly. Kthxbye.

(Edit: greystar13 Kounterargumentz: We can has Free Will an Ceeling Cat can still haz omni... omnomnom... know evry things.)

There's so much to gain from the rich nuances of meaning offered by different translations. Take Song of Solomon 6:7 for another example:
Ur butt
is liek a peach.

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